Stammerer's Action Group

by **WeirdCat** Tue 2 Sep 2008 - 15:14

THE SPEECH THERAPIST

A very pretty young speech
therapist was getting nowhere with her
Stammerers Action group.
She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest
success. Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she
said 'If any of you can
tell me the name of the town where you were
born, without stuttering,
I will have wild and passionate sex with you
until your muscles ache
and your eyes water. So, who wants to go first?'
The Englishman piped up. 'B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham', he said.

'That's no use, Trevor'
said the speech therapist, 'Who's next ?'

The Scotsman raised his
hand and blurted out 'P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley'.

'That's no better.
There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid, Hamish. How
about you, Paddy ?'

The Irishman took a deep
breath and eventually blurted out ' London '.

'Brilliant, Paddy' said
the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her
promise.
After 15
minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for
breath and Paddy said
'-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry'