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Post by Guest Wed 24 Sep 2008 - 22:07

Three Aussie guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Kevin.

Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, 'Someone should go and tell his wife.'

Kevin says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.

Bruce says, 'Where did you get that, Kev?'

'Steve's wife gave it to me,'

Bruce replies. 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?'

'Well not exactly,' Kevin said. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'.

She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'

And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'.'

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Post by thriftycrafter Wed 24 Sep 2008 - 22:15

DH chuckling @ that, off that goes to work tomorrow.

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Post by Lorraine Wed 24 Sep 2008 - 22:43

Crying Laughin Crying Laughin Crying Laughin

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Post by Guest Thu 25 Sep 2008 - 9:11

lol! lol! lol!

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