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Post by Lorraine on Mon 21 Feb 2011 - 12:19

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:


1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.


2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.


3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER..


4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.


5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU ' LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.


6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN ' T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN ' T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.


7. IF YOU CAN ' T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU ' VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

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Post by Scrap Monkey on Mon 21 Feb 2011 - 13:28

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Post by thriftycrafter on Mon 21 Feb 2011 - 14:35

LOL, nice to see a funny I haven't seen before, DH is always coming home with things so there's not much new, I can get my own back by sending him this, thanks Lorraine.

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Post by kimb on Mon 21 Feb 2011 - 14:41

lol! some funnies here
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Post by Guest on Mon 21 Feb 2011 - 15:19

Crying Laughin

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Post by karinlouise on Mon 21 Feb 2011 - 17:42

lol! good ones

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Post by Di Masters on Mon 21 Feb 2011 - 19:21

lol! very good

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Post by Guest on Mon 21 Feb 2011 - 20:58

and very good advice LOL

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