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Post by Guest on Sun 6 Mar 2011 - 10:56

The Talking Leg...

A man goes to the doctor. He says, "Doc, you gotta check my leg.
Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"

The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh, only to hear,
"Gimme 20 quid. I really need 20 quid."

"I've never seen or heard anything like this before. How long has this
been going on?" The doctor asked.

"That's nothing Doc. Put your ear to my knee."

The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say, "Man, I
really need 10 pound. Just lend me 10 pound!!"

"Sir, I really don't know what to tell you. I've never seen anything
like this." The doctor was dumbfounded.

"Wait Doc, that's not all. There's more, just put your ear up to my
ankle," the man urged him.

The doctor did as the man said and was blown away to hear his ankle
plead, "Please, I just need a fiver. Lend me a fiver, please, if
you will."

"I have no idea what to tell you. There's nothing about it in my
books," he said, as he frantically searched all his medical reference
books. "I can make a well educated guess though," he continued.

"Based on life and all my previous experience,
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I can tell you that your leg seems to be broke in three places."






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Post by thriftycrafter on Sun 6 Mar 2011 - 12:54

Oh no Grooaaaaan.
Thanks for that, will defo not be telling this to DH, certainly one he'd repeat.

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Post by Di Masters on Sun 6 Mar 2011 - 13:56

lol

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Post by kt_dragonfly on Sun 6 Mar 2011 - 14:36

Peeing Laughing

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