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Post by WeirdCat Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:51 am

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'.

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From
now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we
will have the kind of sex that I want.

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can
relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my
robe.

Then, you will massage my feet and hands.

Then tomorrow morning, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?




'The wife replied, 'The funeral director would be my first guess.'....

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Post by Lorraine Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:12 am

lol! lol! lol!

Good one, Ruth. Mr Green

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Post by Di Masters Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:41 am

lol Laughing

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Post by Guest Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:03 pm

Quite right too Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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Post by Guest Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:23 am

Hahaha!!!

Wonder if Tim will read this one?

Tee Hee

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