Man of the House
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Man of the House
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'.
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From
now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we
will have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can
relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my
robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow morning, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?
'The wife replied, 'The funeral director would be my first guess.'....
'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'.
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From
now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we
will have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can
relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my
robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow morning, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?
'The wife replied, 'The funeral director would be my first guess.'....
Re: Man of the House
Good one, Ruth.
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Re: Man of the House
lol
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