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Post by WeirdCat on Wed 27 Jul 2011 - 11:02

Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."

Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."

Then Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.

Now David Cameron has loaned my shovel to a third World country, (he hasn't realised yet that WE are now a third World country), raised my fuel bills, lent my money to a crowd of incompetent, greedy "merchant bankers" and increased Vat to 20%.



I got so depressed last night I called the Samaritans, they diverted my call to a call centre in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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Post by Scrap Monkey on Wed 27 Jul 2011 - 11:14

Peeing Laughing Peeing Laughing Peeing Laughing

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Post by Guest on Wed 27 Jul 2011 - 11:30

Crying Laughin

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Post by Di Masters on Wed 27 Jul 2011 - 12:13

lol!

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Post by Lorraine on Wed 27 Jul 2011 - 16:07

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