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Post by Guest on Sat 27 Aug 2011 - 15:37

If everyone made condoms
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms AND kept the same tagline...........

Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - Every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life..

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth not in your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms ! - Because life is complicated enough.

Halifax Condoms - Always Giving You Extra

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever Ready condoms - Keep going and going.

Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride - go wide

Muller light condoms - So much pleasure but where's the pain.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very, very long

Renault condoms - Size really does matter!

Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work

Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim !!!

Heineken condoms - Reaches parts that others just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best in the world

Mars condoms - Pleasure you can't measure

AA Condoms - For the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - The one with the hole !!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

L'Oreal condoms - Because you're worth it!

Mr Muscle condoms - Loves the jobs you hate




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Post by thriftycrafter on Sat 27 Aug 2011 - 16:17

I wish I'd seen theis one min ago, I was going to send DS1 a joke but couldn't think of one, have saved it for next time, some chuckle worthy ones there.

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Post by kt_dragonfly on Sat 27 Aug 2011 - 16:33

need these ones today

Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work

lol!

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Post by Scrap Monkey on Sat 27 Aug 2011 - 18:03

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Post by Di Masters on Sat 27 Aug 2011 - 18:30

lol!

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Post by kimb on Sun 28 Aug 2011 - 10:01

love it
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