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Post by Guest on Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 22:20

IF MY BODY WAS A CAR..
If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ...
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close
My traction is not as graceful as it once was..
I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather..
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,

either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!






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Post by Lorraine on Wed 2 Nov 2011 - 0:20

lol! , especially at the ending.

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Post by Di Masters on Wed 2 Nov 2011 - 8:31

lol, have seen this before but it is one that always makes you laugh.

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Post by kimb on Wed 2 Nov 2011 - 9:33

I Like It
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Post by thriftycrafter on Thu 3 Nov 2011 - 16:59

It's almost too true to be funny

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Post by cb on Thu 3 Nov 2011 - 18:53

The ending made me laugh too!
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