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Post by WeirdCat on Wed 25 Jul 2012 - 9:48

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa. 'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied. He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her. Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple. He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. Soon they were Heart Throbs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight. But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

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Post by kimb on Wed 25 Jul 2012 - 9:57

sweet!!
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Post by Scrap Monkey on Wed 25 Jul 2012 - 10:12

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Post by Guest on Wed 25 Jul 2012 - 10:50

een something similar before, but it still made me chuckle.
I think they ended up with Tiny Tots in the other version. LOL

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Post by Di Masters on Wed 25 Jul 2012 - 11:42

lol, very clever.

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Post by Lorraine on Wed 25 Jul 2012 - 16:28

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Post by thriftycrafter on Wed 25 Jul 2012 - 22:18

Sweet!

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