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Post by Guest Sat 25 Aug 2012 - 15:09




> A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her
> Stammerer's Action group. She had tried every technique in the book.
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> Finally, exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me where you
> were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex
> with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water."
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> The Englishman piped up. "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.
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> "That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's next ?"
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> The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley".
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> That's no better, Hamish. How about you, Paddy ?
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> The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out "London".
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> Brilliant, Paddy! said the speech therapist and immediately set about
> living up to her promise. After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex,
> the couple paused for breath and Paddy said
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> "-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".





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Post by thriftycrafter Sat 25 Aug 2012 - 19:54

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Post by Lorraine Sat 25 Aug 2012 - 21:23

lol!

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