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Post by thriftycrafter Mon 17 Nov 2014 - 22:10

I think I saw this last year, but I think it's worth sharing again, even the bah Humbugs might enjoy it.
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Christmas Cake Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice
4 Large eggs
Nuts
1 Bottle of Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl check the vodka again.
To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK.
Try another cup , just in case turn off the mixerer.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver.
Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a poo.
Check the vodka.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven and piss in the fridge.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.
Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS!

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Post by Lorraine Mon 17 Nov 2014 - 22:48

Pmsl. lol! lol!

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Post by Scatty Mon 17 Nov 2014 - 22:53

LOL. clap Tee Hee and hope for all the world you don't wake up feeling Feeling Ill

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Post by lyndaejane Tue 18 Nov 2014 - 7:45

LOL, Karelyn!

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Post by Di Masters Tue 18 Nov 2014 - 8:17

Bottle of Wine  very good, lol!

Going to copy this to FB friends

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Post by Lorraine Tue 18 Nov 2014 - 11:11

I copied it to FB too, Di pmsl.

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Post by thriftycrafter Tue 18 Nov 2014 - 16:27

That's where it came from LOl

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