WHISPERS...

Make a sentence. Start your sentence with the last word of the previous sentence but try to make them flow so it all makes sense. A bit like the story threads we used to have.


It's been snowing and it's very COLD.

Cold, bad back, sweating, headache, never had it so bad, feeling really
sorry for themselves - Oh, it's man flu.

Flu, contrary to men's beliefs, is nothing like the cold. Totally different!

Different people react differently to different things.

Things (including colds) always seem to affect men much more than women.

Women are strong, resourceful kind of people.

People are so diverse, but the female of the species is definitely more deadly than the male.

Male of the species are so full of self himportance, aren't they ?

They certainly are ..... at least in their own minds!

Minds about cleaning the cooker until it sparkles, then watching the
milk boil over

Overall, I'm glad I'm a woman. It's much nicer, somehow.

Somehow, I'm losing the will to live.

Live for love - and if at first you don't succeed,
try a little ardour.

Ardour???? It causes nothing but trouble.

Trouble with eating out is that you never really know what it's going to
be like. When we dined out once, a waiter asked my husband 'How did you find your
steak sir ? ' Hubby replied, 'Quite by accident actually, I moved the potatoes and the
peas and there it was !!!'

Was it a posh restaurant then?

Then, after finding his steak, it was so cremated he nearly threw up.

Up to that point, the meal had been going well.

well, you can imagine what happened next.

Next to nothing - what I have done the last couple of days.

Days can be fun if you do next to nothing! At least it's not work!

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
(Thinik it was Oscar Wilde who said that)

Classes to teach drivers how to use their indicators would be most welcome.

Welcome - a girdle that'll hold a girl in when she goes out.

Out of sight - out of mind. That is my attitude to the junk that gets stuffed in our spare room!

Room with a view.

View to a Kill. Was that the James Bond movie with Grace Jones in it?

IT - one of the more rambling novels from Stephen King.

King was a 1980's band who sang 'Love and Pride'

Pride comes before a fall, or so the saying goes. However, I usually find a loose paving slab is more often to blame.