Breakfast in Paris

A Scotsman, after a recent football match, is having breakfast in Paris one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble gum, sat down beside him. The Scotsman ignores the Frenchman, who never the less, starts up a conversation.

"You Scots folk eat the whole bread?"

Scotsman - "Of course"

Frenchman (after blowing huge bubble) - "We don't, in France we only eat what's inside. We collect the crusts in a container, transform them into croissants and sell them to Scotland" The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The Scotsman listens in silence.

Frenchman - "Do you eat jam with the bread?"

Scotsman - "Of course"

Frenchman (cracking his bubblegum between his teeth and chuckling) "We dont, in France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peel, seeds and leftovers in containers, turn them into jam and sell it to Scotland"

After a moments silence the Scotsman asks "Do you have sex in France?"

Frenchman with a great big smirk on his face - "Why of course we do"

Scotsman - "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman - "Throw them away, of course"

Scotsman - "In Scotland we don't. We put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble gum and sell them to France"

wow..what a great joke..that is soo very funny....

YUK but funny. Glad I don't eat bubblegum

Yep another I've heard before but still a good one