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by Guest Thu 16 Jul 2009 - 5:39

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly.
'That! Was my pager, she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.

A few minutes later, a phone rang.
The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.
When she finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile phone, i have a microchip in my hand.

The older woman felt very low-tech.
Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.
She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said...................' well, will you look at that.....I’m getting a fax!!'

by Guest Thu 16 Jul 2009 - 9:25

I've heard something similar before but it still makes me laugh.

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