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Post by Guest Fri 12 Sep 2008 - 23:25

The Pearly Gates

40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40
travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota on travellers right now . Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'




'No, the gates'.

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Post by kimb Sat 13 Sep 2008 - 7:56

love it , i will try to remember that one
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Post by Guest Sat 13 Sep 2008 - 8:17

very un politically correct..but so funny. i rolled around the floor laughing..i dont think even the travellers would be offended.

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Post by Lorraine Sat 13 Sep 2008 - 10:48

Crying Laughin

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Post by Di Masters Sat 13 Sep 2008 - 10:55

lol! very good!

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Post by Guest Mon 15 Sep 2008 - 12:44

lol!


Love it! Mr Green

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