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Post by Guest Tue 16 Mar 2010 - 21:58

A 67-year-old man goes for a physical..



All of his tests come back with normal results.



The doctor says, 'Robby, everything looks great.

How are you doing mentally and emotionally?

Are you at peace with God?'



Robby replies, 'God and I are good.

He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on.

When I'm done, poof! the light goes off.'



'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.



A little later in the day, the doctor calls Robby's wife 'Susan,'

Robby seems to be doing fine!

But I just had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God!

Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, 'poof! the light goes off?'



'Oh my God!' Susan exclaims. 'He's piddling in the fridge again!

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Post by kt_dragonfly Tue 16 Mar 2010 - 22:06

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Post by Lorraine Wed 17 Mar 2010 - 0:39

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Post by kimb Wed 17 Mar 2010 - 9:19

hahahhaha
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Post by Guest Thu 18 Mar 2010 - 20:23

i have a very very rude joke, will type it out for the retreat i would not think it right on the forum
lol

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Post by karinlouise Thu 18 Mar 2010 - 20:26

LOL I was expecting that she was the one putting the light on Mr Green

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Post by Scrap Monkey Thu 18 Mar 2010 - 21:16

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Post by gingerjo Thu 18 Mar 2010 - 22:51

LOl I like that.
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