God's Light
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God's Light
A 67-year-old man goes for a physical..
All of his tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says, 'Robby, everything looks great.
How are you doing mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with God?'
Robby replies, 'God and I are good.
He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on.
When I'm done, poof! the light goes off.'
'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Robby's wife 'Susan,'
Robby seems to be doing fine!
But I just had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God!
Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, 'poof! the light goes off?'
'Oh my God!' Susan exclaims. 'He's piddling in the fridge again!
All of his tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says, 'Robby, everything looks great.
How are you doing mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with God?'
Robby replies, 'God and I are good.
He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on.
When I'm done, poof! the light goes off.'
'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Robby's wife 'Susan,'
Robby seems to be doing fine!
But I just had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God!
Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, 'poof! the light goes off?'
'Oh my God!' Susan exclaims. 'He's piddling in the fridge again!
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i have a very very rude joke, will type it out for the retreat i would not think it right on the forum
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LOL I was expecting that she was the one putting the light on
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