The Bathtub Test

The Bathtub Test.

During a visit to the senior's home, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"


ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON...

OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

I'm not stopping yet, I guessed this one.

Its like the one with the candle, fire and lamp. You only have one match, which do you light first.



The match of course, none of them will light by themselves