Christmas is tight this year...

My dear family & friends,

Somewhat embarrassing to admit, but Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree
that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below.

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:

You need four maxi pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.
Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most
aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags.

I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself....

Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each one of you.

Funny, haha

where did u get that idea, its so very funny...must show my mother in law....

Goaty i didn't make em lol it was something sent to me via email!

however feel free to have a go, but u must model em for us

Dear relative,

thank you for your kind letter about the 'homemade slippers', what a super idea, unfortunately i cannot wear slippers without backs to them, so i shall just re-wrap the 'recycled' toilet roll you kindly sent last year.

nah..you misunderstood..i was jesting....see pretend reply to the letter...