Fairies are Female

by Guest Sun 11 Jan 2009 - 10:37

A couple are celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.
She said: 'For being such an exemplary married couple and especially this
time for your 35th wedding anniversary, I will grant you each a wish.
"Oh, said the wife, I want to travel the World with my darling husband".
The fairy waved her magic wand; and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen
Mary II luxury liner and Ten Thousand Dollars appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a minute and said: 'Well,
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come
again.
So I'm going with my mind and not my heart'. 'I 'm sorry my love, but my
wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed. But a wish is a wish.
So, the Fairy waved her magic wand, and -Poof! - the husband became 92
years old.

The Moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful should remember:
Fairies are Female.