Politicians
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Politicians
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the river Thames.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand
how
you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the
same size
as kids. I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down the other side of the river near the parking lot by the Houses
of Parliament .'
' Same here. Hmm... How do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their Jaguar cars and wait for one to
unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the s***
out of
them and eat 'em!'
'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment.
See, by the time you finish shaking the s***
out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an a*sehole and a
briefcase.'
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand
how
you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the
same size
as kids. I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down the other side of the river near the parking lot by the Houses
of Parliament .'
' Same here. Hmm... How do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their Jaguar cars and wait for one to
unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the s***
out of
them and eat 'em!'
'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment.
See, by the time you finish shaking the s***
out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an a*sehole and a
briefcase.'
Re: Politicians
brilliant!!
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Tina
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Re: Politicians
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Smile, and make everybody wonder what you've been up to.
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