slightly rude

Baby's First Doctor Visit
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,
checked his weight, and being a little concerned,
asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied.
'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
'No wonder this baby is underweight.
You don't have any milk.' I know,' she said,





'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.

lol

Nice one Suz

i have visions of Lorraine taking Mia to the doctors sometime .... wonder how she will get on

That is so funny, I started coughing. Oh my got to send that one to my sis I think.

sp01goat wrote:i have visions of Lorraine taking Mia to the doctors sometime .... wonder how she will get on

I'd smack him in the gob.

Lorraine wrote:

sp01goat wrote:i have visions of Lorraine taking Mia to the doctors sometime .... wonder how she will get on

I'd smack him in the gob.

The image gets better and better LOL

Yeah....and then I'd knee him in the nuts.

Ouch..you violent girly..perhaps he would settle for an enaema....

if he does..can i sell tickets on the forum..ouch...that hurt...2 enaema's for you Lorraine.

LOL @ all of you