Comments at the Olympics

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'


3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'



4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'


5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'


6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'


7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'


8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just

are they real?

and Steph...i thought you said you were an innocent...

Absolutely PMSL!!!!!

heehee

they have to be real!!

I think they're real, but not necessarily from this year (I'm sure I've seen them doing the rounds before this summer).