A PUN MY WORD

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


2. A set of jump leads walk into a bar.
The bartender says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.'

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says:
'A beer please, and one for the road'

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other:
'Does this taste funny to you ?'

7. An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

Grrooooaaaannnn, the old ones are the best ones. LOL

No 4 always reminds me of my bro, he's not dyslexic, but he does like to walk into a bra, or two.