Your numbers up !

A man goes to the doctors. The doc checks him over, and says 'Sorry mate,
but you have got Yellow 24, a nasty virus, so called as it turns your
blood yellow and you only have 24 hours to live. There's nothing I can do
for you - just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth.'

So he trudges home to wifey, and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him
to accompany her to bingo that evening so he can experience her idea of a
night out, as he's never been there before.

He gets his 1st card, and wins 4 corners - prize £350, and then gets any
line and wins £3200. He also calls for a full house - and wins a grand.
The National Grid comes up and he wins a further £380,000.

The bingo Caller gets him on stage, and says 'Son - I've never seen you in
here in all my life, but you won 4 corners, any line, full house & the
National Grid - I've never met anyone so lucky.'

'Lucky ?' he screamed, 'Lucky ? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24.'

''Goddone it ,' says the bingo caller. 'You've won the flipping raffle as well !'

LOL, good one