Modern day Snow White

Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs.

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine
early each morning.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.
As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their
lunch and carry it to the mine.
One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that
there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White
began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.


'Hello...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me?
Hello!'
For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White
again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?'
Just as she was about to give up all hope, she
heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing;

'Vote for David Cameron, vote for David Cameron
Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, 'Oh,
thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive.

HA, I was sent this but it was Gordon Brown in the punchline bit.