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Hearing Problems?
by karinlouise Tue 26 Oct 2010 - 0:15
A man told his doctor, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?"
The doctor replied, "Try this test first. When your wife is at the sink doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn't respond, keep moving closer, asking the same question until she hears you."
He went home and saw his wife preparing dinner. Standing fifteen feet behind her, he said, "What's for dinner, honey?"
Hearing no reply, he moved up to ten feet behind her and repeated the question.
Still no reply, so he moved to five feet. Still no answer.
Finally he stood directly behind her and said, "Honey, what's for dinner tonight?"
"FOR THE FOURTH TIME, I SAID CHICKEN, You'd better get your hearing checked!"
The doctor replied, "Try this test first. When your wife is at the sink doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn't respond, keep moving closer, asking the same question until she hears you."
He went home and saw his wife preparing dinner. Standing fifteen feet behind her, he said, "What's for dinner, honey?"
Hearing no reply, he moved up to ten feet behind her and repeated the question.
Still no reply, so he moved to five feet. Still no answer.
Finally he stood directly behind her and said, "Honey, what's for dinner tonight?"
"FOR THE FOURTH TIME, I SAID CHICKEN, You'd better get your hearing checked!"
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Re: Hearing Problems?
by Lorraine Tue 26 Oct 2010 - 1:08
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Re: Hearing Problems?
by Di Masters Tue 26 Oct 2010 - 8:56
lol, sounds familiar!
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Re: Hearing Problems?
by Guest Tue 26 Oct 2010 - 10:05
LOL
Reminded me of a series I have been watching - Sue Thomas -
her real name is Deanne Bray and she is a deaf actress who plays
a deaf FBI agent, and she has the most gorgeous 'hearing dog',
called Levi.
Reminded me of a series I have been watching - Sue Thomas -
her real name is Deanne Bray and she is a deaf actress who plays
a deaf FBI agent, and she has the most gorgeous 'hearing dog',
called Levi.
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Re: Hearing Problems?
by Lorraine Tue 26 Oct 2010 - 12:17
Oh, I watch that, Steph.
Sue Thomas - FBI. Love it.
Sue Thomas - FBI. Love it.
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