Senior Speedster

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car
salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph;
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left .

Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M4, enjoying pushing the pedal to
the floor even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police
car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nut case as he
floored it to 140mph, then 150 then 160.

Suddenly, he thought, "What on Earth am I doing? I'm too old for this silly
nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the
road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver's side of The
BMW, looked at his watch and said,
"Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for
the weekend.

If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard
before, I'll let you go."
The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, "Years ago
my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman and drove away

Hee hee !