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If My Body was a Car
by Guest Tue 1 Nov 2011 - 22:20
IF MY BODY WAS A CAR..
If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ...
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close
My traction is not as graceful as it once was..
I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather..
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ...
But that's not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close
My traction is not as graceful as it once was..
I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather..
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it --
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,
either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
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Re: If My Body was a Car
by Lorraine Wed 2 Nov 2011 - 0:20
, especially at the ending.***************************************
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Re: If My Body was a Car
by Di Masters Wed 2 Nov 2011 - 8:31
lol, have seen this before but it is one that always makes you laugh.
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Re: If My Body was a Car
by thriftycrafter Thu 3 Nov 2011 - 16:59
It's almost too true to be funny
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