Naughty but funny

A very frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.


She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the lounge settee opposite her husband.


At strategic moments she crosses her legs ... enough times till her husband says...

"Are you wearing crotchless knickers?"


"Y-e-s," she answers in an excited tone and with a seductive smile.


"Thank goodness for that... I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa...

thats the sort of thing steve would say to me .


shall i tell you a little story ...true it is too !!
when me and steve first got married in 1977 ,we had watched a mucky movie one night,in this movie were some vikings with the big metal horned helmets on . The next afternoon i was feeling rather fruity so decided to imitate the vikings in the film ( the women wore prettier ones than the men, with long blond plaits ) BUT seeing as I had no viking helmet to hand i decided to put a stainless steel saucepan on my head .Then i undressed , paraded into the lounge with the " helmet" on , waltzing around all over the place and steve said " move out the way im watching football" . guess what i wanted to do with the frigging saucepan !!!!!

lol at both!

Oh Kim - I laughed out loud when I read that, especially the saucepan lid

too funny.

steph it wasn't the lid i put on , it was the pan itself with the long black handle poking out the front .
omg i must have been mad in those days .

kimb wrote:steph it wasn't the lid i put on , it was the pan itself with the long black handle poking out the front .
omg i must have been mad in those days .

I knew that - don't know what made me put the lid in