Rudish joke

There's nothing worse
than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room
full of other patients. Many of us have experienced this, and I love the way
this old guy handled it.


An 86-year-old man
walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist
said, 'hello, sir. Can you please tell me why you're here to see the doctor
today?'


'There's something
wrong with my dick,' he replied.


The receptionist
became irritated and said, ' you shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and
say things like that.'


'Why not? You asked me
what was wrong and I told you,' he said.


The receptionist
replied, 'now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You
should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and
discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.'


The man replied, 'you
shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could
embarrass anyone.' The man walked out, waited several minutes and then
re-entered.


The receptionist
smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'


'There's something
wrong with my ear,' he stated.


The receptionist
nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is
wrong with your ear, sir?'


'I can't p@@@@ out of
it,' he replied.

The waiting room
erupted in laughter.

very good.

Hehe -

I'd be one of them laughing too,

I hate it when they ask is it an emergency....well I'm sorry but I wouldnt be ringing for appointment if it werent.

lol a good one.