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Post by Guest Sat 13 Jun 2009 - 8:33

she made me promise to tell you her newest joke... Rolling Eyes so here goes.


3 women were walking through a village and they spotted and antique shop, selling furniture.

One woman was a redhead, the other was a brunette and the last one was a blonde.

When they went in the shop, they all spotted a most beautiful and unusual cupboard with a mirror, the owner of the shop came forward and enthralled them with a story.

He told the women, that if they looked into the mirror and told the truth, they would get a fanatastic surprise, however....if they lied, they would disappear in a puff of smoke.

The brunette asked to go first.....she stood in front of the mirror and said loudly 'I think i am beautiful' pouff, she disappeared into thin air.



The redhead said 'I think my hair is beautiful' pouff, she diappeared into thin air.



The Blonde stood calmly in froont of the mirror and said 'I think..............





Pouff, she disappeared into thin air. Crying Laughin

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Post by Guest Sat 13 Jun 2009 - 9:14

Peeing Laughing Peeing Laughing

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Post by kt_dragonfly Sat 13 Jun 2009 - 9:47

Tee Hee

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Post by Di Masters Sat 13 Jun 2009 - 11:44

lol, very good!

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Post by Lorraine Sat 13 Jun 2009 - 12:03

lol!

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Post by thriftycrafter Sat 13 Jun 2009 - 18:26

LOL, and DH is laughing too and no doubt will share it at work.

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Post by Guest Sun 14 Jun 2009 - 9:24

Geri just thought it was so funny.

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Post by Guest Sun 14 Jun 2009 - 10:00

sp01goat wrote:Geri just thought it was so funny.

It's a typical blonde joke but I didn't guess the punchline, and I like that.

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